The Craziest Book Signing EVER {aka Meeting The Bloggess}


I have been a fan of Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess, for a while now. Her irreverent humor often has me laughing in stitches and wondering how any one woman could be THAT funny.

I especially loved her Pick Your Battles post, and her response to ridiculous PR pitches that bloggers receive every day. I will never look at Wil Wheaton in the same way.

I’ve even enjoyed her Twitter campaign to convince Nathan Fillion to send her a picture of himself holding twine. Several celebrities have obliged. Sadly, Nater-Tater isn’t one of them.

When The Nerd and I decided to go visit our friends in Houston a few weeks ago, we wanted to download an audiobook for the trip. We often do this on trips. It’s sometimes difficult to choose a book we both enjoy, and he was skeptical at first when I suggested downloading Jenny’s newly released book, Let’s Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir).

I convinced him, though, and soon we were both giggling hysterically while cruising down I-45. The audiobook is read by Jenny herself and really, it seems like you’re just sitting around listening to her tell her funniest stories. It’s that good, y’all.

Jenny stopped in Dallas last week as part of her book tour and I made The Nerd go with me. It was a decision I think he later regretted, but not for the reasons you’re thinking.

You see, Jenny is awesome. She’s funny, and hilarious, and down-to-Earth. She talked about her terror at speaking in public and how she’s now AFRAID of bathrooms because she has hidden in so many before speaking engagements. I can totally relate.


Then she read a chapter from her book (seriously guys, go buy it now!) and I died of laughter. Just kidding.

And because the book signing was at the book store of awesome (aka A Real Bookstore, yes – that is its ACTUAL name), they were selling alcoholic beverages in celebration of the event.

Soon the questions had been answered and it was time to line up for the signing. Our part of the line was directly in front of the bathroom for a while, which was convenient and also a little unnerving. Especially when two girls came out CARRYING their friend who was so drunk SHE COULDN’T WALK on her own. Seriously.

And if that wasn’t weird enough for the evening, not 10 minutes later The Nerd and I are standing there and the lady behind us trips and falls into The Nerd. He graciously caught her and she mumbled, “Oh, so sorry.” “It’s okay,” he said, as he helped her back to her feet. But as his hands left her she PASSED OUT and fell (there wasn’t enough time for him to catch her; he tried) and hit her head on one of the tables holding books.

It was insanely scary.

Luckily a woman who seemed to have medical training came forward and started reviving the woman, who appeared to be fine except for a huge gash right above her eye that was bleeding profusely. Someone nearby called 9-1-1 and the paramedics came and took the woman away. But not before her friend got Jenny to sign their books and their spatulas. Because that’s awesome.


A little while later it was our turn to meet Jenny and I was super excited. Ever more so when I saw Copernicus!


And then Jenny signed my book and made my life complete and totally forgave me for wearing yoga pants to her book signing because I was too lazy to wear real clothes. Or she would have if I had fessed up to that. She probably thinks I’m just lazy.

Jenny also signed a copy of the book for one of YOU! You didn’t think I’d leave you out, did you? It has a special message for you from her. You’ll love it. I promise.

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Breathless Reads Tour {and a Giveaway!}

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A few weeks ago, I got to attend the Breathless Reads tour stop in Frisco. I love nights like this when I get to hang out with my super-awesome blogging friends: Rose, Stacy and Nancy, and Kari!

The lovely authors Beth Revis, Andrea Cremer, Marie Lu and Jessica Spotswood discussed their novels, giving little tidbits of info that we all gobbled up!

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Beth Revis, author of Across the Universe and A Million Suns, told us that the first character who dies in AtU was named after a particularly annoying student of hers named Ben. And then many of her students asked her to name murder victims after them once AtU was published, so she complied in A Million Suns!

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Andrea Cremer, author of Bloodrose (the third book in the Nightshade trilogy), shared that she tries her hardest to write stories that are brutal but awesome.

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Marie Lu, author of Legend, gave us lots of fun trivia about her debut novel. She said that June and Day’s relationship was inspired by Les Miserable. The American Dictator in her story was named after her boyfriend. Oh! And Day has Type O and June has Type AB blood! :)

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Jessica Spotswood told us that the romantic parts of her stories are her favorite parts to write!

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And I just HAD to snap a picture of her CUTE shoes! :)

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Beth Revis is one of my FAVORITE authors. She even wrote the most awesome guest post ever about the brilliance of Firefly.

It was such a fun and awesome night!

Of course, I HAD to score some extra copies of books to share with you!

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Pitch Dark Days Tour and GIVEAWAY!

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I was recently able to attend the Pitch Dark Days tour when they stopped in Southlake. It was a fun night!

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Courtney Allison Moulton read from her new book, Wings of the Wicked.

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Jodi Meadows, author of Incarnate, shared her inspiring story of how she became a published author.

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Cynthia Hand, author of Hallowed, also shared her experience in becoming a published author. She then asked some trivia questions about TUCKER and CHRISTIAN and gave away super-fun prizes, like a TEAM TUCKER COWBOY HAT! How awesome is that? Oh, and there was also a Team Christian beanie, but who cares, right!? Bwahaha.

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Brodi Ashton shared part of her debut novel, Everneath.

It was a wonderful night and I’m so glad I got to meet these wonderful ladies!

And you know, I didn’t forget YOU! I got some extra copies of these goodies just to give away!

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Stephanie Perkins Signing {and Giveaway!}

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Last month, I had the chance to meet the amazing, adorable, wonderful Stephanie Perkins, author of Anna and the French Kiss and Lola and the Boy Next Door.

She stopped by the Irving Public Library to discuss her debut novel, Anna and the French Kiss.

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Stephanie read from the beginning of Anna. She was so fun and full of life, talking about how she channeled a lot of herself and her insecurities into Anna’s character.

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“A few months ago, my father enrolled me in boarding school,” she read. “His air quotes practically crackled over the phone line as he declared living abroad to be a ‘good learning experience’ and a ‘keepsake I’d treasure forever.’ Yeah. Keepsake. And I would’ve pointed out his misuse of the word had I not already been freaking out.”

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In her voice, Anna practically jumped off the page and joined Stephanie on the stage.

Stephanie talked about how she had always wanted to write children’s literature, but in college, her professors frowned upon her preference. Serious authors wrote serious novels, they told her. So Stephanie struggled for years to write an adult novel.

She finally gave in to her desire to write a young adult story, and thus, Anna and the French Kiss was born.

Where’d she get the idea for the story? She had a dream about St. Claire. I bet that was one heck of a dream!

I really, truly LOVED Anna and the French Kiss — so I wanted to share the love with you!

And you know what that means … a giveaway! I picked up an extra hardcover of Anna and had Stephanie sign it for you! But wait… that’s not all!

Because I know that you won’t be able to get enough after Anna, I’m also giving away an Advanced Reader’s Copy of Lola and the Boy Next Door, Stephanie’s next book! It will be released on Sept. 29 from Dutton Books.


There will be two winners.

Winner #1 will receive a *signed* hardback of Anna and the French Kiss by Stephanie Perkins.

Winner #2 will receive an Advanced Reader’s Copy of Lola and the Boy Next Door by Stephanie Perkins.

The Rules:

Only one entry per person.

The contest is open INTERNATIONALLY.

Contest ends on 7/20/11 at 11:59 PM CST.

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Winner will be announced on or around July 21 and the books will be sent soon after.

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Chills & Thrills Tour Giveaway {Winners!}

I *finally* got around to drawing the winners in my Chills & Thrills Tour Giveaway!

I hope to have many more awesome giveaways for you guys in the coming weeks — I’m headed to ALA this weekend and can’t wait to attend the signings there.

So, without further adieu, here are the winners!

Winner # 1 was Christine D!

Christine wins a signed copy of Tempest Rising by Tracy Deebs!

Winner # 2 was Julie D!

Julie wins a signed copy of Forgive My Fins by Tera Lynn Childs!

Winner # 3 was Cheryl V!

Cheryl wins a signed copy of Through Her Eyes by Jennifer Archer!

I have e-mailed the winners requesting their addresses so I can send out the prizes. Thanks to everyone who entered! Stay tuned for more fun giveaways this summer! Protection Status